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Gossip The latest embellished news from the company - now with many many months of superfantastic gossip.
January 6, 2004 Rustedfork Media is proud to announce the successful landing of our
very own Mars Rover! Constructed out of our semi-functional breakroom
toaster oven and the circuitry from our now out of date video camera,
our rover is now scanning the rockfields of Mars looking for sticks or
balls to fetch. We are happy to report that the Rover has been sending
us some stunning images, including this self-portrait: |
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