Online Store
Welcome to Rusted Fork Media's on-line merchandise warehouse!
We at Rusted Fork Media are following the lead of industry leader Lucasfilm
Ltd. by engineering a massive release of merchandise before our film
is even in theaters, much less completed. We are planning a rollout of
the following wild and exciting products:
- Welcome Space Brother Action Figures - Collect your
favorite characters like James, Heidi, Eddie and the Cow. Play with
their semi-bendable appendages in your backyard, offer them to your
dog as a chew toy, collect them to sell for great profit at an on-line
auction... heck, with our action figures, the possibilities are endless!
- Welcome Space Brothers Recipe Collection - All your
favorite recipes from the feature film, in one handy, occasionally
illustrated volume. Also included is a bonus section detailing the
history and foodogenesis of Scandinavia's famous Smorgasbord. The book
also includes a table of contents and an ingeniously alphabetized index.
- Welcome Space Brothers Collectors Cards - A pack
of ten cards with images from your favorite scenes from the movie.
There's Ewing at the Junkyard, Susan falling over a bush, and the sterilization
posse on the hunt for diseased individuals. The cards come with two
delicious, cardboard like strips of sour grape gum!
- Welcome Space Brothers Halloween Costume - Really
want to scare your friends and be the hit of the next office costume
party? How about donning our evil Dr. Tingwald costume. Just throw
on the forehead mirror and lab coat before grabbing your "Serum A" vial
and you're ready to go!
- The Making of Welcome Space Brothers - This delightful,
as yet unwritten, picture book chronicles the making of the film from
the earliest screenplay days to the first public screenings. Read previously
unpublished interviews with the filmmakers. Learn how they created
all of the wild special effects using cardboard, twine and crushed
berries. You will salivate over the six delicious full color photographs.
But wait, that's not all!
Rusted Fork Media is also considering offering the following Welcome
Space Brothers collectibles:
breakfast cereal, soap dishes, bed sheets, toilet paper, dehydrated goulash,
nasal decongestant, cake mix, semi-educational CD-ROM games, soundtrack
with hit songs not featured in the actual movie, boihazard suits, scented
massage oil, refrigerator magnets, salt and pepper shakers, a home hydro-colonic
aromatherapy kit, crab meat, orgasm shampoo, water purifiers, turkey
jerkey sticks, edible undergarments, motor oil, butter cookies, ride
on top lawn mowers, and lots, lots more!
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